Welcome to my unfinished life!! My life has been a continuous series of unfinished projects, hobbies and interests that, well, I lost interest in. Road biking, guitar lessons, surfing, and yes, even tap dancing lessons. Similar to the Island of Misfit Toys, we refer to the garage as the Island of Lorie's Abandoned Endeavors. My hope is to learn to follow-thru a bit more on things, until I become at least proficient in something rather than mediocre at lots of things. Please join me on my journey as I try some new tricks and maybe pick up some old ones as well. I will blog about my travails and post some old stories of my prior mishaps as well. This includes abandoned boyfriends I lost interest in. My husband is lucky - he and the lazy cats are about the only thing I have managed to keep around!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Some Things Don't Grow On Trees

 "I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree"... Joyce Kilmer

The Money Tree
The Money Tree
Oh, tell me what
I mean to thee

I'll shower you
with wealth galore
Untold riches
all in store

Boats and cars
and houses, too
Diamonds, gold
await for you

But Money Tree
my health is not fair
Sorry, ma'am
I can't help you there